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commanderinqueef:

“what color do you want to paint the house?”

“fetus”

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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youllbethebrightest-starinthesky:

Just walking my lettuce.

mrcraabs:

‘i love dick’ says a friends facebook status while hacked and the everyone reading it is eventually hospitalised as they are unable to get enough air into their lungs after laughing for so long

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 Niall Horan | “vintage” pictures.

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hotbabysitter:

A moment of silence for all the weaves pulled out in girl fights everywhere.

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Interviewer: so five teenagers in a house, who washes the dishes?
Niall: the dishwasher.
fugrats:

i tried it and it didnt work
mister-comedy:

My favorite color